Super limited edition, extremely amazing, clear hand-cut vinyl package. Made with love and care by Peter King in the South Island of NZ, this clear cut vinyl will blow your socks off. Who needs gold? Frame it and hang it on the wall. Also includes immediate download!
In the Bakery Simon does a terrible thing
Bumps a woman on the head with a rolling pin
Didn’t mean to maker her die
He just wanted before her in the line
Cops came unimpressed
Saw the woman lying on the floor in a floral dress
Turned to the crowd to account for the crime
All they saw was Simon standing in the line
(And the People said)
I’m certain this crime was committed by another kind
Yeah I’m certain this kind is not a friend of mine
I’m certain this crime was committed by another kind
Yeah I’m certain this kind is not a friend of mine
They looked Simon up and down
And couldn’t believe a man buttoned from toe to crown could
lift a rolling pin in the air
And deliver a blow that could wake a dragon in its lair
The baker left his post to vote among the crowd
That Simon was a well-dressed man who couldn’t hold a fork
In his right hand
(And the cops said)
I’m certain this crime was committed by another kind
Yeah I’m certain this kind is not a friend of mine
I’m certain this crime was committed by another kind
Yeah I’m certain this kind is not a friend of mine
Reporter gathered what he could with a pen and notebook
That the woman lying on the floor took
And unfortunate fall
And didn’t make it to the counter at all
(As the Judge said)
I’m certain this crime was committed by another kind
Yeah I’m certain this kind is not a friend of mine
I’m certain this crime was committed by another kind
Yeah I’m certain this kind is not a friend of mine